ckwinny: stranger in a strange rand

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November 2009

18 posts

Y’know who else fluffs with fork?

“Y’know, there are certain days that remind me of why I ran for office. And then there are moments like this… where I pardon a turkey and send it to Disneyland.” —President Barack Obama

Nov 25, 20092 notes

I forgot that one of the issues with high-waisted pants is the giant faux-rection when you sit down. I am SO happy to see you this morning.

Whenever I pick up a soda on the way back from the bathroom, I think, “I’m just making more pee.”

How come no one ever talks about MIHFs? Man, I would HATE to fuck that mom!

George Dubya is totally a FPIHF.

Don’t pretend you don’t know how to capitalize Starbucks, iPhone.

Nov 22, 20091 note

In my kitchen, if it can’t be done with tongs or a cleaver, then I’m not interested.

Nov 17, 200926 notes

#shanghai polaroid iphone geometry

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