katefeetie:

• “You’re watching Masterpiece Theatre.” DON’T TELL ME WHAT I’M WATCHING, LAURA LINNEY.
• Ye olde one percent.
• “You mean the ladies in first class [on the Titanic]?” Ten minutes in and they’re already talking about Kate Winslet. Knock it off, British people.
• Is this one chick’s character American or does her English accent just suck?
• Every. Single. One. Of these hats needs to come back into style.
• YAY DAME MAGGIE. LET ME LIVE IN YOUR FACIAL WRINKLES.
• Oh God, the word “dowry.” The kind of word that puts me into a coma.
• This is a lot like my job, only with fancy-ass clothes instead of an apron and rich white people instead of rich white people.
• Oh yeah, I bet he CAN lift a meat pie.
• “I ate my way through four plates of sandwiches and slept ‘round the clock.” Is this… is this not normal behavior?
• Worse professions than a doctor? Pshaw pfaw harumph hurr!

I love this.